This could be a list but I am going to resist the temptation. Here are a few of the pleasures of this month. I love Hardees sausage biscuits, I don’t care that they are greasy and sending me to an early grave. There is something about a hot biscuit with sausage on it that just makes my morning go better. I love halloween, I took my little one to playschool today and they are having their halloween parade today so all the kids are dressed up.(yes I did take pictures and I will post any worthy of it). Kids in costumes are the most adorable( I can’t believe I used that word) things on earth. I love halloween because it gives me the chance to scare the living crap out of people and it’s legal. I dont spend as much time on it as I used too, I remember getting up at 6am one year to put on makeup for my costume. I dressed as a zombie so the makeup was intense, it took 4 hours for the makeup alone, I had set up the latex appliances the night before so they didn’t take any time at all to apply. The sad part of this was it was for my works costume contest. I worked with a buch of witless wimps, most of them came as witches and scarecrows, store bought crap too, here I am putting all this effort into a costume and they come with a pointy hat and a cape and think they are scary, bleh. Needless to say I won the contest.
Are you ready for the best part of this story? I worked in a restaraunt at the time as a line cook, where the customers could see me. I saw alot of people decide not to eat that day. I really was quite hideous, still am but in a different way.
