Respect my authoritah

July 30, 2004 · Posted in Humor · 1 Comment

Sometimes you kids like to test their boundaries, see how far they can push you before you go off on them. I have never seen the logic in this but whatever! 4 year old tried this tonight with me, I am running on about two hours sleep, needless to say it didn’t work out they way she planned.

Me: Alright honey your hands are clean now go over there and dry them.
Her: Okay daddy.
Me: Alright honey I think your hands are dry now.
Her: No daddy there is still some left.
Me: Alright push the button one more time.
Her: *pushes button*
Me: alright honey it is time to go.
Her: No daddy there is still some left.
Me: *switching off light switch*
Her: I’M DONE

Tags: no tags

Define!

July 30, 2004 · Posted in Blog · Comments Off

Main Entry: vol·un·teer
Pronunciation: “vä-l&n-’tir
Function: noun
1 : one that voluntarily undertakes something; especially : one who without request, obligation, or an interest pays the debt of another and is denied reimbursement from subrogation

Tags: no tags

More random thoughts!

July 29, 2004 · Posted in Blog · 1 Comment

Every once in awhile I do this, just random things that have passed through my mind during the day!

Live nude girls- Is there any alternative to this? Dean nude girls won’t draw as much of a crowd I’m sure. I mean there would be some freaks but hey!

100% pure beef- Is anyone really fooled by this statement? Think about it, there is an awful lot of parts on a cow and they could all be classified as beef since they came from said cow!

Cash transactions may be documented electronically(as seen on the drive thru window at Hardees)- This one is really bothersome to me. Does this mean that using cash will come under more scrutiny than using a credit card does now?

Tags: no tags

I feel dirty!

July 28, 2004 · Posted in Blog · 2 Comments

I just feel dirty, I haven’t been a very good blogger lately. I have been reading and not commenting and just throwing some photos up here. I hope to turn over a new(old) leaf here soon. As I said the other day I was just all blogged out, but I think it was much more than that. Because of the odd hours I am working I am having trouble doing any creative thinking as I seem to hit my peak while I am at work now. I am going to start carrying my notebook again so I can write the ideas that pop into my head down and not lose them anymore.
Anyway, I am off to get just a little more sleep before work, have a great day!

Tags: no tags