(A Love Story for Geeks)
My site has been around in one form or another for several years. It has been just a personal hello page, a photography portal, and of course my blog. Thanks to all that time and variety Google has quite the file on me. For some reason it is always the odd ones that end up here though.
The people who do these searches really should read those blurbs in the search results, it would save them a ton of time! They really are useful for finding out if the page will have what you are looking for.
I admit I am guilty of watching the top search phrases and words and incorporating them into my posts, at least I used to. Sometimes you can just watch the news and figure out what the next hot search term will be.
Alrighty, I’m off to surf.
Some people are just plain wierd. Here are some searches that have led here recently! My comments are in the ()
how much valium would it take to kill(Oh my)
do you have pictures of an octopus life cycle(no and why did this lead here)
ceiling fan direction?(dependes on what the switch is set to)
male male spank bare ass(please don’t come here anymore…freak)
is the wiggles on t.v yes or no(yes, yes they are)
“trust me” +polish +lipstick +dressed +remover(I don’t even want to know)
purple stuff(It could be ink, try oxyclean)
There are so many more but I am trying to not get banned on the blog traffic services so they will have to be left up to the imagination.
I love doing crosswords. I like to do them in pen. It’s not because I am confident, I’m just an idiot! I love trying to figure out what the letter is in the box that I have changed 3 times. You would think by now I would have learned, you would be wrong.
I really like BlogazooI like the way they are setup and all the info you can get from their member page. I think I might just be addicted to these services. Try Blogazoo you won’t be disappointed.
When do you think I will get it? That I shouldn’t go to the grocery store when I am hungry. Mmmmm so many new things to eat, so little time!
(With apologies to Skid Row)
There were a few times in my youth where people tried to be friends with me. One of the most memorable was “Scott”. For some reason I got stuck spending the night there. I have no recollection of how this was setup. I don’t know if our parents set it up or if he had asked me, see I told you getting old sucks.
I was only eight or nine years old at the time, forgive me if I can’t remember everything. What I do remember is their pet. Most normal people had a cat or a dog or even a goldfish, not these people though. They owned a raccoon. Before this I had never seen one except in pictures. I learned that they are obnoxious critters though.
Since they are nocturnal they tend to get active about the time you are trying not to be. There is nothing like feeling something nuzzling your ear at one in the morning, especially to an eight year old. Want to know something else? Even the most domesticated animal in the world doesn’t handle a screaming flailing child very well.
Needless to say, I was never invited to spend the night again!
Here’s a chance to get in on the ground floor of a new blog referal service, yeah I know like we eed another one. Well this one seems pretty good from what “they” are saying. We will see as time goes on. Surfing isn’t available yet but should be soon, this is the chance to get credits built up from referals! Try Blogazoo and in case you didn’t get that…
I turn 40 in a few days. You would think that in 40 years I would have some good stories to tell. You would be right! Unfortunately I waited so long to write them down that I have forgotten them.
Getting older sucks, it seems like the older I get the less enthusiasm I have for anything. I figure if I keep it up at this rate I will be completely comatose by the time I am 50!
