Good morning to you too 2

Posted on 1/19/2006 by Jeff A

Things you should never do (revisited):

  • Stick metal objects in the toaster
  • Flip off the large biker who cut you off
  • Call the drive through person a bad name then still eat the food they give you
  • Trust your children
  • Wash your keyboard
  • Wash your cellphone
  • Tell the support person the phone never got submerged in water
  • Eat beans before bed
  • Dutch oven your sleeping wife

Oh there are so many more but these are a good start!

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3 Responses to Good morning to you too 2

  1. Linda says:
    1/19/2006 at 5:42 am

    Wow, I never laugh this early in the morning, but Thank You very much! And please explain the Dutch Ov- wait never mind I think I just figured it out. If it’s what I think it is, NO, DO NOT EVER DO THAT.

  2. esearing says:
    1/19/2006 at 1:20 pm

    I must be slower than Linda, What is the Dutch Oven?

    My additions…
    - Never listen to/watch a radio/tv next to the bathtub.
    - Never offer to hold the nail while someone else is swinging a hammer.

  3. cassie-b says:
    1/20/2006 at 12:29 pm

    Great list. I also don’t know dutch oven, but then I don’t have a wife.

    Cas