Sometimes they just write themselves!
I saw this the other day and meant to post it but forgot so here it is now for your viewing pleasure!
Oh how I wish it was a joke but it is an actual product and obviously Walgreens sells it! Here is a link to the companies home page. Chicken Poop Lip Balm
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Well, I won’t be buying any!
Holy crap! That is SO wrong. If you like “this sort of thing” I’ll send you a link to a site I found of signs like this… lmk if you want it. Have a good weekend.
I still can’t believe anyone would want to buy it.
No good can come of product with that kind of name. Ugh.