I told you so.
I feel like poo today. I was going to work on the site and change over the template but I don’t think I have the energy even for that! Heaven help me I have to go to work tonight and I don’t know if I will be able to last. I can’t even think of anything funny to say to make this more lighthearted. Blegh
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What’s the matter, Jeffrey? You gotta be more specific if you want sympathy and stuff.
I hope you feel less like poo by now.
I actually do feel less like poo and more like crap now!
For goodness sake. I can’t make fun of you because I think I know exactly how you feel. I’m almost to the point of feeling like sh–. What can we do??? I would love to just sleep for about 24 hours and hope for something exciting to wake up to.