I think there is a crack in my head and what little intelligence I have is leaking out! I need some duct tape or gorilla glue to seal this sucker up!
We have a large oven at work that we sue to bake some of the parts (don’t ask). Anyway it has a large timer with a very loud siren. When it went off tonight one of my co-workers went to shut it off and the switch slid inside the casing! He’s just standing there staring at it, I am laughing hysterically, and everyone else is wanting the siren to shut up!
More work stuff! We were at the desk, searching for a pen. We had a pen, we had used it several times throughout the night. We moved everything around, looking for that darn pen. Co-worker got tired of looking and went and got a handful of new pens. When he got back he picked up the paperwork he was getting ready to sign and the original pen was underneath it! I tell you we lifted that paperwork a few times and looked under it and it wasn’t there. I think it went to an alternate dimension temporarily just to screw with us.