Call your congressman.
I say we all call our congressmen and see if we can’t get rid of this affliction that they call Monday. When I was younger I could never quite understand what all the fuss was about. Now that I am older, and hopefully wiser, I understand.
Mondays are evil. God made Tuesday through Sunday, but satan had his hand on Monday! (For some reason my spell checker wanted to capitalize satan, not gonna happen, I reserve that one for God and Jesus!) Anyway, I just hate Mondays. While I can’t get into all the reasons right now, suffice it to say that I have some darn good ones!
I am tossing around a couple of different ideas for Fry day, I am having a hard time deciding though. I am getting down to the nicer places on my list. Granted there are still some crap places on the list too, but some of them I am really looking forward to because I love ‘em!
K, going to bed now, nighty night!
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I am totally tempted to say “Sounds like someone’s got a case of the ‘Mondays’…” but I won’t.
I don’t feel like Mondays are totally evil, just mainly from, say, like 5am to about 9am. I feel pretty much victorious if I survive that part of the day.
Thank you for bringing this very serious problem to light. I’ll be calling my congressman next Monday.
Cas
Cas, the government isn’t in on Mondays ;-P
I’d much rather get rid of Tuesdays. At least we can expect Mondays to be miserable, but Tuesdays always seem to be a crap-shoot. Ya just never know what the day will turn out like.
I am so amused and pleased at this moment. I see that you and M+ have “hooked up.” I knew it was only a matter of time. I’m laughing though, cause you did it behind my back. “I go away for a few days and…” Thanks for the chuckle, boys
“Hooked up” … I’m not that kinda guy, Wink.
I’m sure we’ll be giving you plenty more chuckles as time rolls on. Jeff and I seem to have a similar sense of wit and humor.
I am working on a contract with my employer. I want opt out Mondays. That way if I happen to wake up on a Monday and don’t feel like going all I have to do is call them and say, “It’s Monday and I am opting out”. I’m not sure they will go for it, but it’s worth a try.
I’m lobbying for a similar benefit called “Mental Health Days”