Call your congressman.

I say we all call our congressmen and see if we can’t get rid of this affliction that they call Monday. When I was younger I could never quite understand what all the fuss was about. Now that I am older, and hopefully wiser, I understand.

Mondays are evil. God made Tuesday through Sunday, but satan had his hand on Monday! (For some reason my spell checker wanted to capitalize satan, not gonna happen, I reserve that one for God and Jesus!) Anyway, I just hate Mondays. While I can’t get into all the reasons right now, suffice it to say that I have some darn good ones!

I am tossing around a couple “> canada of different ideas for Fry day, I am having a hard time deciding though. I am getting down to the nicer places on my list. Granted there are still some crap places on the list too, but some of them I am really looking forward to because I love ‘em!

K, going to bed now, nighty night!

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8 Responses to Call your congressman.

  1. Linda says:

    I am totally tempted to say “Sounds like someone’s got a case of the ‘Mondays’…” but I won’t.
    I don’t feel like Mondays are totally evil, just mainly from, say, like 5am to about 9am. I feel pretty much victorious if I survive that part of the day.

  2. cassie-b says:

    Thank you for bringing this very serious problem to light. I’ll be calling my congressman next Monday.

    Cas

  3. Linda says:

    Cas, the government isn’t in on Mondays ;-P

  4. M+ says:

    I’d much rather get rid of Tuesdays. At least we can expect Mondays to be miserable, but Tuesdays always seem to be a crap-shoot. Ya just never know what the day will turn out like.

  5. Linda says:

    I am so amused and pleased at this moment. I see that you and M+ have “hooked up.” I knew it was only a matter of time. I’m laughing though, cause you did it behind my back. “I go away for a few days and…” Thanks for the chuckle, boys ;-)

  6. M+ says:

    “Hooked up” … I’m not that kinda guy, Wink.
    I’m sure we’ll be giving you plenty more chuckles as time rolls on. Jeff and I seem to have a similar sense of wit and humor.

  7. Jeff A says:

    I am working on a contract with my employer. I want opt out Mondays. That way if I happen to wake up on a Monday and don’t feel like going all I have to do is call them and say, “It’s Monday and I am opting out”. I’m not sure they will go for it, but it’s worth a try.

  8. Linda says:

    I’m lobbying for a similar benefit called “Mental Health Days”