Got it?

Now multiply the annoyance factor by 10.

Are you there?

You still aren’t even close to this!

I like to play a game sometimes. See when people get on my nerves, rather than ignore them I get even. So I play a game with them. I call it sing song. From the point I declare game on, I will take a word from everything they say and find a song with that word and start singing it to them. There is a goal and yes I can win the game. See, the game goes something like this:

coworker: Jeff, can you help me with this?

me: Help, I need somebody. Help, not just anybody.

coworker: Jeff, come here please.

me: Here I go again on my own, walking down the only road I’ve ever known.

Can you see how this works so far?

Here’s the goal line, the idea is to get them to tell me to shut up!

coworker: Shut up

me: Up up and away in my beautiful my beautiful balloon.

Oh the joy I get from this game. It may not seem like much now, but you should try it sometime. I guarantee you will enjoy it. Also, it keeps your mind sharp trying to think of a song as quickly as possible. Don’t worry about it when you get stuck, just make one up if you have to. Now get digging through your music collection and get ready to drive someone nuts!

Don’t get me wrong, I love children, at least my children that is. It is almost 2am and they are still yipping and yapping in their respective rooms. I have threatened and grumbled and threatened again, but it just doesn’t stop.

I have some cool things to talk about but I can’t do it right now, they are driving me to distraction!

I find it very annoying when you send someone an invite to chat and they do not respond. Even a simple no thanks is better than ignoring me!

Knee is feeling somewhat better today although it is far from perfect. I am beginning to fear for my chances to go back to work next week. It is still pretty stiff and I can’t stand for more than about 10 minutes at a time before it becomes very uncomfortable.

There is more that I want to say but my stomach is growling like crazy and I need to take my stupid medicine too!

ehem

is this thing on?

Testing one, two, three…

Do I have your attention?

Good

Hi everyone!

Hope your weekend went well!

If this theme is too annoying let me know.

Sure I will still do whatever I want.

But feedback is always nice too.