Define stupidity!

February 18, 2007 · Posted in Humor, Life · 6 Comments 

I can!

Remember my basset hound? The one who likes to do his business pretty much anywhere, as long as it is carpeted. Well he had taken to biting and being a general butthead. We talked to the breeder and she had a solution. She gave us another basset hound to keep this one company.

Oh yes, as you can imagine, it goes downhill from here. First off the original dog, or OD for short, was jealous. He hadn’t really had a chance to socialize with any other dogs so he really didn’t know how to play properly (I.E. not get his butt kicked when he wouldn’t back off). He thought he was cool till the new dog, or ND, fought back and kicked his butt!

Then we took ND upstairs to have a bath. We had to put OD in his cage while we did this or we would never have accomplished anything. As soon as we were out of sight OD went nuts. He was barking and whining and banging around in his cage. But there was so much more that he was doing that we couldn’t see. Through all his fit throwing he was also crapping all over his cage and jumping around in it. Oh what a mess!

ND on the other hand, lived in a home with a doggie door and he had never been on a leash. Every time we put the leash on him he yelps like we are killing him which is awesome when you go outside and the neighbors think you are killing the dog. ND refuses to go to the bathroom outside when we are holding him on the leash. He waits till we get inside then pees a gallon or two wherever it happens to be convenient.

So what have I learned from all this? I have learned that I am not a dog person anymore. So lets just run down the list. I don’t like pets, I don’t like most humans so what the heck is left?

Not much, let me tell you!

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