There is not enough Xanax in the world.

February 26, 2007 · Posted in Blogging the disease · 2 Comments 

I am all worked up about going back to work tonight. I need to do something besides popping pills to get myself slowed down. The last thing I need is to have another breakdown there.

Right now my head is throbbing and my hands are shaking, which is making it darn hard to type. Lots of correcting going on here. I can feel that weird skin crawling sensation. I really hate that part as it makes me very uncomfortable.

I could have stayed in bed right up till time to go to work but I don’t think my dogs would appreciate that at all. You know for as big as Basset Hounds are, they sure have small bladders!

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When Bad meets Evil

May 2, 2006 · Posted in Blog, Humor · 2 Comments 

I have been experimenting and have found some fun places to play with a Boat Horn. Some of these may seem a little cruel but hey it was in the name of science!

1) Retirement village (works out really well if you happen to own a funeral home)
2) At the stop light (great way to find out if those people going through the green light are paying attention)
3) Cardiac care unit (see number 1 above)
4) Sleep disorder testing site (Nothing says sleep like a 120 db horn blast)
5) A kennel full of chihuahuas (nasty little things aren’t real dogs anyway)
6) Sneak up behind the mailman while he’s delivering the mail (you might want to help him pick that all back up though)
7) Center for nervous disorders (same affect as the chihuahuas only in convenient human size!)

And there are so many more but I am going to open the floor and let you tell me some of your favorites!

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