Another of those posts where we examine what search terms brought someone here. With my thoughts inside the ( ).
Sick Freak (This one does not surprise me. I have often thought of myself as a sick freak. It’s about time MSN realized this!)
how to stop dogs from popping on the floor (Holy crap, get your dog to the vet, well whats left of him anyway!)
enteroclysis (RUN, run now, run far, do not believe anything they tell you!)
jeffs theme (Now this is a good one. I have often wondered what my theme might before now it would be Toby Mac’s “Lose My Soul” Love love love that song! Link is not an official video but it does have the song)
“French waffles” fair (Still don’t know what they are but I am still getting hits on them!)
i am fine with God (First off, the i should be capitalized! But yes, me too!)
Alright, thats all for now.
A few quick thoughts!
if a doctor wants to stick a hose down your nose, pass on it.
if a doctor tells you that you won’t feel said hose being inserted, DO NOT believe them.
when the doctor tells you that taking that tube out is not bothersome at all again DO NOT believe them.
you would be surprised at the things that come out of your body along with that tube!
So are you convinced? Well try out my sore sinuses for a bit and I imagine you will be.
Alright, done whining, carry on!
I have another test tomorrow. It sounds pleasant enough, not really. I am getting an Enteroclysis Thursday. I guess in some small way, I am looking forward to it as it is the last invasive test they have for me! Maybe I will take my camera and see if one of the nurses will take a shot of me with a tube in my nose, maybe not.
I start an clear fluid diet at noon today, about an hour and ten minutes from when I started writing this(time stamp on the blog is off a bit). I have my green jello all ready and plenty of green tea, so at least I am set there. Oh and I have my bottle of Magnesium Citrate too, woohoo, I guess we all know what I am going to be doing later!
Well, I am off to go eat something solid while I am still allowed to!
p.s. Enjoy the links, I sure did!
I have murdered too many of them in the past and out of respect for the dead(no pun intended) I will leave them alone for this post!
It has been a long strange week so far. I have had a colonoscopy and an endoscopy in one day. I admit I was pretty scared going in, but once they started the I.V. they could have done pretty much anything they wanted to me.
What did we find out during this round of testing? Well the jury is still out on that one. They discovered a hiatal hernia and esophagitis. It just keeps getting better and better don’t it? So the results that they were looking for were inconclusive, so I will be getting another test! An enteroclysis, not only is it hard to say, it sounds very unpleasant. I am not looking forward to this at all!
In other news..
Oh wait, there is no other news at the moment.
Never mind!
