Ooga booga

January 20, 2007 · Posted in Blog, Humor · 2 Comments 

Dear Spammers,

Thank you for the amusement that you give me each and every day. Whether it is via E-Mail or through a caught comment on my site, you never cease to amaze me. What is it that makes me giggle you ask?

Maybe it is your inability to spell. You only have to put seven words in the box and you misspell one? Man you are pathetic! Try out a good spell checker.

What else do you do that makes me chuckle? You constantly miss that mark on what I need or want. I am completely happy with my size, I don’t need breast enlargement(I’m a dude doofus), I am also very happy with my mortgage company so I don’t need one from you. Nor do I need a loan for anything else. I do not want to visit your pornography related sites either. I don’t particularly care for porn anyway.

New car - no thanks

online degree - uh uh

pay for college - nope

local singles - nah, I’m happily married and she might not like that at all.

get slimmer - ok I might be interested in that one, but not from you wiener brain.

free ringtones - why? I make my own already so I can get what I want!

$500 gift card for (insert store name here)- And all I have to do is sign up for several offers that I don’t really want, yay!

EBay tips - No, I figures it out already, thanks.

her sandwich - what the heck does that mean. Please don’t use the random word generator again or I will kick you in the shin!

Alright, I am done with you for now. Lets see if the spam amount goes up now because of this!

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