Crash

November 21, 2008 · Posted in Humor · 3 Comments 

funny pictures
moar funny pictures

I don’t need to explain this one, do I?

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To arms, to arms!

December 7, 2006 · Posted in Blog · 4 Comments 

Some of the toons I made were a bit, shall we say, controversial. There may be skips in the storyline as I go through and avoid using those right away. I am trying to keep it family friendly here and they would be inappropriate.

Yes it was another slow day so you get another toon. This one is actually the third in the series. Although the second one wasn’t too bad I have decided to hold off on posting it yet. So without further adieu I give you the toon for the day!

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I’m on my way

July 20, 2006 · Posted in Blogging the disease, Life · 1 Comment 

My heart’s like an open book
For the whole world to read
Sometimes nothing-keeps me together
At the seams

Let’s see if anyone knows what song that comes from, maybe Linda? It has been a harsh week so far. Work is crazy, the world is crazy, heck the only sane thing I have seen so far is myself! No wait, strike that, my psychologist would disagree!

Speaking of my Psych. He is referring me for testing for ADD, well there’s a big surprise. I have been asking about the possibility for awhile now and no one would pay attention. I still think it may be the reason that even though I am being treated for my depression I am fighting with symptoms that could be from either disease. It really would be nice to lead a semi-normal life for once instead of feeling like a runaway train most of the time!

I am hoping to be back to a normal schedule here soon. As I said, work has been crazy. We’ve been really busy and being able to work in several different areas has played to my disadvantage lately. I don’t know whether I am coming or going most of the time. As long as I get my work done in a timely manner, I guess I should be happy.

Hey does anyone know how to get gravy out of a keyboard? I just dropped some in from my yummylicious frozen dinner.

Just two more things!

1) I want my camera back now dear, I really am missing having it with me!
2) No really, can I have my camera now?

Peace out yo! Catch ya on the flip side. (OW I think I just spanned a couple generations with that)

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Stupid spammers

January 16, 2006 · Posted in Blog · 1 Comment 

Someone discovered an exploit for my email subscribe system and was spamming with it. So it is down for awhile until a fix can be found for it.

1 daddy who works third shift + 2 little girls who are off for Martin Luther King jr day = un-countable nervous breakdowns. Oh why won’t they let me sleep?

Sorry, quick break there, they were making Kool Aid. A fairly easy task till you realize that these two girls can make anything much more difficult than it actually is. Toast for instance, when I make them toast it takes just a few minutes and there might be a few crumbs on the counter to clean up. When the nine year old makes toast the EPA declares our kitchen a Superfund cleanup area.

Gotta go, they have been quite for over a minute now, that can’t be good!

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Whoa brain whoa

December 20, 2005 · Posted in Blog · 1 Comment 

I don’t usually talk about my dreams on here but these were exceptional. My dreams seemed to focus around Halloween and hallucinogens. There were lots of monsters involved and a dear old friend who changed masks and looks frequently. The topper was the doctor at the hospital. He listened to my lungs and said something I couldn’t understand. One of the nurses comes back with a needle the size of a turkey baster. When I asked where are you going to put that he just pointed at my face and smiled. When I opened my mouth to scream he moved in closer and shot the liquid into my mouth. The moment it made contact with my skin I started to hallucinate. The stuff my brain cooked up for the hallucination was awesome, I give it a 5 out of 5 stars for originality and oddity.

Now back to the real and boring world. I wish I could turn it over to the part of my brain that does the dreaming sometimes!

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