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I just want to say that I should not be awake. I have tried everything in order to beat this. I think it has something to do with the pain. Which also refuses to go away!
I even took two of the Vicodin in the hopes that it would put me out, but no, no luck [...]

My heart’s like an open book
For the whole world to read
Sometimes nothing-keeps me together
At the seams
Let’s see if anyone knows what song that comes from, maybe Linda? It has been a harsh week so far. Work is crazy, the world is crazy, heck the only sane thing I have seen so far is myself! No [...]

I rarely blog about work so as not to cause problems but this is too funny to pass up.

Me: (walking into room)
Boss: Jeff, don’t do anything today!
Me: (look of confusion and disbelief)
Me: ummm what?
Boss: Jeff do not run an “end of day”
Me: oh, darn
Boy I was excited for a minute. I thought he had lost [...]

I have been experimenting and have found some fun places to play with a Boat Horn. Some of these may seem a little cruel but hey it was in the name of science!
1) Retirement village (works out really well if you happen to own a funeral home)
2) At the stop light (great way to find [...]

I was wandering around the other day and discovered a new way to get information that is much more reliable than the internet. They have these places called libraries. They have all sorts of books, more than I could read in a lifetime. I was amazed and transfixed. I would have stayed forever but apparently [...]