Tennis anyone?

October 2, 2007 · Posted in Life · 1 Comment 

This post will have absolutely nothing to do with tennis!

Yesterday was a typical Monday. A Monday that drove me to the edges of my patience and sanity! Short drives though they may be, it was tough nonetheless. I made it through and I didn’t harm anyone in the process so today I rewarded myself. I have another odd food combination that I love, potato chips and cream cheese. I could sit and eat a whole block of cream cheese with potato chips, my heart would probably stop but at least I would go with a smile!

I can’t believe I forgot to mention this one the last time I posted about food. I mean it’s like totally my favorite ya know.

I don’t particularly care for Seyfert’s chips anymore. They seem to have cornered that market on crappy potatoes and overcooking. That said, I’ll still eat them if they are in front of me!

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You may save up to 70% on the needed medicaments!

June 6, 2007 · Posted in Blog, Humor · 1 Comment 

The post title is from my favorite spam title of the week!

And now for my favorite thing to do, lets make fun of stupid people! Oh it’s alright, I won’t name names! What we have here are some search query’s that led people to my site, let’s see how people got here shall we? My comments will follow the query in the ()

1) What stops a stomach from growling (eating)

2) octopuslife cycle (If you had put your space in the right place, you wouldn’t be here numnuts!)

3) feels like an elephant is sitting on my chest (And I thought I was the only one, feels great doesn’t it?)

4) resisting the urge to smoke again (Give in to it, you know you want to)

5) photos of streptococcus pyogenes (why?)

6) i totally hate you (Thats alright, I’m not real fond of you either)

7) why are people the way they are (because stupid people are allowed to breed!)

8.) want to make floor (You might want to learn English too)

9) how to throw a ball (if you can’t figure it out just go lock yourself in a closet, of course you will probably need instructions for that too)

10) aroused elephant (that is just way beyond sick, freak!)

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