Who you think your foolin?

September 11, 2007 · Posted in Life · 4 Comments 

I am sitting here eating my supper. Yes I eat my supper at 12:45 at night, I work the late shift remember! Anyway, my wife made waffles and bacon for supper. I love waffles, but more importantly, I LOVE BACON!

I can eat large quantities of bacon. I can and I will unless someone holds me in check!

So anyway, I am sitting here eating my bacon and waffles and I notice something strange about the bacon. Not in a bad way, just different. First off, it is all very uniform in shape. Secondly it doesn’t quite taste the same. Don’t get me wrong, it tastes good, but again, different.

So I go on a quest to the garbage. I mean really, no bacon comes out all the same size and shape and all bacon tastes like, bacon! I had to dig, it’s obvious she is hiding something cause not only is it under some things I threw away this morning but when I find it it is turned upside down.

There it is, Hormel turkey bacon! You know, if this didn’t taste so good I would go in there and wake her up and give her a piece of my mind, but I don’t have any mind to spare at the moment.

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